Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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